Batman Lip Balm is Flavored With Justice, Also Vanilla

Holy Rusted Metal Batman!

Susana Polo

Published: Jul 2, 2013 02:21 pm

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Nobody knows the importance of well tended lips like a person whose only visible facial features are his lips and chin. The worst is when you’re screaming “SWEAR TO MEEE” and get all distracted because you just reopened one of those horrible cracks right at the corner of your mouth. Don’t even get me started about the windchill on a rooftop in January.

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Susana Polo

Susana Polo thought she'd get her Creative Writing degree from Oberlin, work a crap job, and fake it until she made it into comics. Instead she stumbled into a great job: founding and running this very website (she's Editor at Large now, very fancy). She's spoken at events like Geek Girl Con, New York Comic Con, and Comic Book City Con, wants to get a Batwoman tattoo and write a graphic novel, and one of her canine teeth is in backwards.