Canada’s Minister of Foreign Affairs Maintains He is Dead-icated to Preventing Zombie Invasion

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Susana Polo

Published: Feb 14, 2013 05:43 pm

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Turn your volume up very high (not to let your neighbors know how hardcore you are but because this video is very quiet) and listen to Member of Canadian Parliment Pat Martin and Canadian Minister of Foreign Affairs John Baird assure the Canadian people that they will never have anything to fear from zombies. American zombies, anyway, who will be turned away politely at the border.

They don’t say anything about a locally created infestation, however…

(via I Heart Chaos.)

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Susana Polo thought she'd get her Creative Writing degree from Oberlin, work a crap job, and fake it until she made it into comics. Instead she stumbled into a great job: founding and running this very website (she's Editor at Large now, very fancy). She's spoken at events like Geek Girl Con, New York Comic Con, and Comic Book City Con, wants to get a Batwoman tattoo and write a graphic novel, and one of her canine teeth is in backwards.