Horror Master John Carpenter Makes Videos for Funny or Die, May Have Been Drinking At the Time

Legendary horror director John Carpenter (Halloween, The Fog) is celebrating Halloween by making 10 videos for Funny or Die. What? Yes! But before you get too excited about seeing something truly scary, we have to warn you — John Carpenter might be delightfully insane. See what we mean after the jump, but watch the introduction above first.

Here is what we mean about the John Carpenter shorts. Like this Twilight parody, which may or may not be true to Twilight in any way at all.

See what I mean? But wait, here is an actual comedy-horror short. (No, really. No crying “wolf” here.)

Another suspenseful, terrifying minute on Cedar Lane that takes an unexpected turn.

And finally, SPOILER ALERT: clumsy ghosts are clumsy.

To view all of the short films John Carpenter made for Funny or Die — and to really witness an iconic filmmaker hilariously f*cking with people — click here.