Jurassic Park 4 Finds a Way, Releases Teaser Poster

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Susana Polo

Published: Jul 11, 2013 11:23 am

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Rumors of Jurassic Park 4‘s death appear to have been greatly exaggerated, judging by this poster Universal released just in time for San Diego Comic Con. The only question remaining is: If “Life found a way” is the tagline of the movie… what did life find a way to do? Arise spontaneously out of mosquito innards to create a race of uncontrollable dinosaurs without the intervention of man? Rumor has it we’re returning to the original island, did life find a way for dinosaurs to run a theme park and inevitably capture humans to be the attractions?

Wait… did life find a way to make a fourth Jurassic Park movie?

Truly the miracles of nature are a glory to behold.

Update: Annnnnd never mind.

(via Crave Online.)

Previously in Jurassic Park 4

JP4 Lives
Sam Neill Won’t Be Back for JP4
Location Scouting for JP4 is Underway

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Susana Polo thought she'd get her Creative Writing degree from Oberlin, work a crap job, and fake it until she made it into comics. Instead she stumbled into a great job: founding and running this very website (she's Editor at Large now, very fancy). She's spoken at events like Geek Girl Con, New York Comic Con, and Comic Book City Con, wants to get a Batwoman tattoo and write a graphic novel, and one of her canine teeth is in backwards.