Jurassic Park Reenactment of the Day (Also Marraige Proposal of the Day)

hold on to your butts

Susana Polo

Published: Jun 12, 2012 09:37 am

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Paleeoguy and his girlfriend are both paleontologists who love Jurassic Park, and so obviously nothing would do for a proposal than to reenact the scene in Jurassic Park where Grant is the biggest dick possible to a small child, in the location on which it was filmed (despite it being a very windy day). You crazy kids.

But come on. Who wouldn’t swoon over an honest to goodness fossilized deinonychus claw?

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Susana Polo

Susana Polo thought she'd get her Creative Writing degree from Oberlin, work a crap job, and fake it until she made it into comics. Instead she stumbled into a great job: founding and running this very website (she's Editor at Large now, very fancy). She's spoken at events like Geek Girl Con, New York Comic Con, and Comic Book City Con, wants to get a Batwoman tattoo and write a graphic novel, and one of her canine teeth is in backwards.