Stand And Be Sorted… By A Sorting Hat Twitter Bot

I think we'd look pretty good in red and gold.

Jessica Lachenal

Published: Apr 5, 2015 12:33 pm

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Internet artist Darius Kazemi, aka @tinysubversions, is the wizard behind the newest Twitter novelty account: The Sorting Hat Bot. The premise is simple. You follow the bot, and you get sorted into a Hogwarts house, complete with a clever, pithy (although sometimes nonsensical) rhyme. The queue to get sorted is fairly long, so just spend some time conversing amongst yourselves and the house ghosts.

Oh, and just in case you were wondering.

@AlannaBennett You stand before the Sorting Hat, gaze upon my cone Today you join with Gryffindor because your clap is lone

— The Sorting Hat Bot (@SortingBot) April 5, 2015

@jeslach Your crocodile is like a park, your mob is like a score From this day forth a member of the house of Gryffindor!

— The Sorting Hat Bot (@SortingBot) April 5, 2015

Go ahead and follow the account now, and let us know in the comments which house you get sorted into! The world could always use more noble Gryffindors. Just saying.

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Jessica Lachenal

Jessica Lachenal is a writer who doesn’t talk about herself a lot, so she isn’t quite sure how biographical info panels should work. But here we go anyway. She's the Weekend Editor for The Mary Sue, a Contributing Writer for The Bold Italic (thebolditalic.com), and a Staff Writer for Spinning Platters (spinningplatters.com). She's also been featured in Model View Culture and Frontiers LA magazine, and on Autostraddle. She hopes this has been as awkward for you as it has been for her.