Star Wars Characters Make Terrible Disney Parks Employees

For A More Civilized Age

Susana Polo

Published: May 15, 2012 10:30 am

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R2, we asked you to shut down all the trash compactors on the detention level.

General Grievous was actually the most popular vendor in Hollywood Studios, until it was discovered that all of his lightsabers were illicitly acquired.

Yoda’s passion for topiary arrangements was eventually revealed to come out of an unprofessional level of OCD.

And every thing was going great with the young Queen Amidala until she had to be treated for heatstroke due to improper workplace attire.

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Susana Polo

Susana Polo thought she'd get her Creative Writing degree from Oberlin, work a crap job, and fake it until she made it into comics. Instead she stumbled into a great job: founding and running this very website (she's Editor at Large now, very fancy). She's spoken at events like Geek Girl Con, New York Comic Con, and Comic Book City Con, wants to get a Batwoman tattoo and write a graphic novel, and one of her canine teeth is in backwards.