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Laugh out loud, Steve Bannon just admitted he’d be put in prison if Democrats win midterms and 2028

By Dec 31st
‘Holy glazing’: Trump’s Spiritual adviser Paula White goes harder for him than he goes for himself, and it’s terminally cringe

By Dec 31st
Donald Trump finally running low on female reporters to bully, so he’s decided to branch out and mock men too

By Dec 30th
‘Stop this cover-up!!!’: The DOJ tried to redact Trump’s name from a document detailing his bizarre ‘pert nipples’ obsession

By Dec 30th
‘Smell of panic’: Donald Trump calls Epstein files a ‘hoax’ but ready to release Democrat names to ‘embarrass’ them

By Dec 29th
Trump’s team now running the DOJ’s X account for Epstein file disclosures, and if that doesn’t scream ‘we’re hiding something,’ what does?

By Dec 29th
‘Caught in 4K’: DOJ drops Epstein flight records that crush Trump’s denial of ever being on the plane

By Dec 29th
This Epstein document from Drop 8 clearly mentions sexual abuse allegations against Donald Trump

By Dec 24th
Trump claims ‘we’re going to have more jobs than we’ve ever had’ but wait, it won’t be for humans

By Dec 24th
Epstein’s brother drops a bombshell tip to the FBI, alleging Trump ‘authorized’ Jeffrey Epstein’s murder to silence him before he could ‘name names’

By Dec 24th
SNL just hilariously roasted Donald Trump over the release of the ‘redacted’ Epstein Files

By Dec 24th
Jeffrey Epstein Wrote a Damning Letter About Donald Trump to Larry Nassar

By Dec 23rd
Kamala Harris accuses Donald Trump of using the DoJ as his ‘personal law firm’

By Dec 23rd
The Department of Justice just labeled itself the ‘Trump Department of Justice’ on an official document

By Dec 22nd
‘I don’t even look’: Donald Trump announces he’s moved on from women and now has a ‘thing’ for chairs

By Dec 22nd
‘That’s your characterization’: Israel is walking all over Trump but Marco Rubio swears he negotiated a miracle for Gaza

By Dec 22nd
‘So the actual rate is higher?’: JD Vance says unemployment statistics undercount joblessness and accidentally proves the problem is worse

By Dec 21st
‘Mr. President, please’: Donald Trump managed to say the one thing that has entire communities rolling their eyes

By Dec 19th
Kennedy Center Board member is setting the record straight on the ‘unanimous vote’ to rename the Center after Trump

By Dec 19th
Chairman Brendan Carr admits the FCC is a slave to Trump despite advertising it as an “independent” agency online

By Dec 19th