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‘He is deteriorating quickly’: Trump trolls Dems with AI-generated post of Biden napping as Hunter snorts lines off Oval Office desk

By Terrina Jairaj May 8th
Trump’s big Hormuz showdown ‘Project Freedom’ fizzled in 48 hours when the Saudis refused to let him use their airbase

By Terrina Jairaj May 8th
Trump reveals Melania’s biggest pet peeve and it’s not his Truth Social posts or his rallies

By Terrina Jairaj May 8th
Vatican slams Trump’s ‘strange’ attacks on the Pope while Rubio plays peacemaker with a gift no one asked for: ‘Wow, ok’

By Terrina Jairaj May 8th
Trump swore his gold-plated ballroom would cost nothing but now Republicans want $1B in federal cash to ‘secure’ it

By Terrina Jairaj May 7th
Trump pauses ‘Project Freedom’ in the Strait of Hormuz but warns Iran the bombing will restart ‘at a much higher level’ if talks collapse

By Terrina Jairaj May 7th
Trump’s potential pardon of Epstein’s right-hand woman splits Republicans as survivors warn of a ‘mockery of justice’

By Terrina Jairaj May 6th
Secretary of War just silenced a reporter with a wild claim that Trump isn’t Netanyahu’s puppet, then doubled down with a bizarre defense

By Terrina Jairaj May 6th
‘Physical fitness is everything’ says Trump while replacing Michelle Obama’s inclusive student health program with outdated Presidential Fitness Test

By Terrina Jairaj May 6th
Donald Trump keeps bragging about acing a cognitive test. Jon Stewart found the real reason no other president took it

By Terrina Jairaj May 6th
The White House Released a Cursed May the 4th Post, Reminding Us All That Trump Doesn’t Realize He’s the Empire

By Teresia Gray May 4th
DOJ drops chilling detail about WHCD shooter that proves this was no spur-of-the-moment decision

By Terrina Jairaj May 1st
Trump’s $400M White House ballroom just got a GOP lifeline and some Democrats might be on board

By Terrina Jairaj May 1st
Trump’s ‘Ice Maiden’ enforcer Susie Wiles finally steps into the light and her first X post is pure damage control

By Terrina Jairaj May 1st
Trump demands ABC fire Jimmy Kimmel ‘soon’ but the network has heard this rant before and ignored it

By Terrina Jairaj May 1st
Artemis II crew gets a White House welcome. Then Trump hijacks the moment to claim he’s ‘physically very good’ for space

By Terrina Jairaj May 1st
Trump Endorses ICE Rebranding to ‘NICE’ Amidst Brutal Immigration Crackdowns

By Vanessa Esguerra Apr 29th
Donald Trump decided on a mentalist, not a comedian, for entertainment at WHCD 2026. So Kimmel delivers the brutal roast on his own stage

By Terrina Jairaj Apr 29th
James Comey hit with new DOJ indictment over a cryptic beach photo that Trump called a death threat

By Terrina Jairaj Apr 29th
Canada just launched a $18B war chest to break free from Trump’s economic bullying and it’s already got Wall Street sweating

By Terrina Jairaj Apr 29th