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FIFA Drops Massive Suspensions on Argentina Squad Following the Violent World Cup Final Brawl in New Jersey

By Terrina Jairaj Aug 22nd
Cartels Are Using a Famous Norwegian Striker’s Face To Mark Their Shipments, and a New Bust in Ecuador Just Exposed the Scale of the Operation

By Terrina Jairaj Aug 14th
From Bomb Threats Against Messi to a Ronaldo Hotel Breach, a Secret Dossier Reveals How Close the World Cup Came to Being a Catastrophe

By Terrina Jairaj Aug 7th
FIFA World Cup Hero Ferran Torres Is Scrambling To Explain His MAGA Hat Stunt, but His Excuse Is Only Making Things Worse

By Terrina Jairaj Aug 4th
People Try To Order Normal Food Outside the US and Get Humbled Every Single Time. The Ice Cream Cone Sent One Mom Over the Edge

By Terrina Jairaj Jul 29th
Folarin Balogun Claims the Locker Room Turned Toxic After Trump Intervened in His World Cup Suspension

By Terrina Jairaj Jul 15th
A Controversial 44th-Minute Decision Against England Is Now Haunting Norway’s Alexander Sørloth With Violent Messages From Angry Fans

By Terrina Jairaj Jul 14th
Gianni Infantino Is Pushing for a Massive 64-Team World Cup, a Move Critics Warn Will Destroy the Sport’s Ecosystem

By Terrina Jairaj Jul 14th
From Buying Snake-Skinned Boots to Trolling Fans, Erling Haaland Is Making a High-Stakes Play for American Hearts

By Terrina Jairaj Jul 11th
A Million-Dollar Diamond Ring From Belgium Has Become a Political Headache for Trump Following the USA’s Bitter World Cup Exit

By Terrina Jairaj Jul 11th
European Lawmakers Are Pushing For a Formal Probe Into FIFA After Gianni Infantino’s Suspicious Phone Call With Donald Trump

By Terrina Jairaj Jul 10th
FIFA Just Tapped Justin Bieber for the First-Ever World Cup Halftime Show, Forcing a Major Change to the Massive Headliner Roster

By Terrina Jairaj Jul 10th
FIFA Faces Mounting Pressure to Overhaul Safety Protocols as Extreme Heat Puts Players and Fans at Risk

By Terrina Jairaj Jul 8th
Fans Are Convinced the Trump Curse Is Real After His Attempt to Meddle in the World Cup Ended in a Brutal US Defeat

By Terrina Jairaj Jul 8th
FIFA Launches an Emergency Probe After a Viral Confrontation Between iShowSpeed and an Argentina Fan at the Hard Rock Stadium

By Terrina Jairaj Jul 8th
Trevor Noah Calls Out World Cup Bias, Exposing the Double Standard Behind

By Terrina Jairaj Jul 5th
Thomas Tuchel’s Team Faces a Massive Oxygen Deficit in Mexico City, and the FA’s Plan Is a Drug Typically Reserved for the Bedroom

By Terrina Jairaj Jul 5th
Iran Leaves a Scathing Exit Note After Their World Cup Heartbreak, Pointing a Finger at One Host Nation’s Blatant Double Standards

By Terrina Jairaj Jul 2nd
Lionel Messi Abandons the Pitch for a Bizarre Spider-Man Crossover, but the Real Mystery Is Why He Is Hunting Peter Parker

By Terrina Jairaj Jul 2nd
The ‘World Pup’ Is Officially Underway, and the Players Are Ditching Traditional Strategy for Some Unexpected Field Behavior

By Terrina Jairaj Jul 1st