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Marco Rubio warns Iran spends too much on weapons and not its people: ‘Meanwhile, 68,000 Americans die each year’

By Mar 31st
Marco Rubio discovering consequences in real time after Iran does what it promised: ‘That’s not going to be allowed’

By Mar 31st
‘Consequences will follow’: Marco Rubio breaks down after Europe rejects him, and he wasn’t ready for a dose of reality

By Mar 28th
‘This is nuts’: Piers Morgan Points to Marco Rubio’s Absurd Justification for Attacking Iran

By Mar 4th
Marco Rubio struggles to keep up with Trump’s lies in a recent Senate hearing, prompting laughter from netizens

By Jan 30th
The White House is already treating Greenland like a U.S. territory with Trump planting the flag

By Jan 21st
‘Probably needed a drink too’: Ministers of Denmark and Greenland took a public smoke break after listening to Rubio and Vance’s bullshit

By Jan 16th
‘We’re officially in the upside down’: Mike Johnson says Marco Rubio was making a ‘joke’ when he said he would infiltrate Greenland

By Jan 9th
Welp! Trump is lying again, and this time, one of his closest accomplices cannot even save his face

By Jan 7th
Taking over South America?: Marco Rubio hints at Trump’s next target for regime change war after Venezuela

By Jan 7th
Elon Musk is casually supporting imperial plans to take over Venezuela, Cuba, and Iran

By Jan 4th
‘That’s your characterization’: Israel is walking all over Trump but Marco Rubio swears he negotiated a miracle for Gaza

By Dec 22nd
Why are we talking about Calibri now?

By Dec 12th
Hardworking President Trump took another midday nap while Marco Rubio sang his praises sitting right beside

By Dec 4th
‘Not going to end well’: Marco Rubio warned us about Trump’s trap in 2016, but guess who’s now stuck in it

By Dec 1st
Adam Kinzinger simply cannot after Marco Rubio does his best JD Vance impression for ‘toddler boss’

By Mar 12th
‘It’s always been his plan’: Trump’s resurfaced debate with Marco Rubio confirms his ongoing intentions for Palestine

By Feb 6th
‘Competent white men must be in charge’: A controversial Trump hire sparks outrage over racist, misogynistic Tweet

By Feb 4th
The LA Dodgers Are Really Sorry They Listened To Marco Rubio

By May 23rd
Marco Rubio, Do You Really Have Nothing To Do Except Ban TikTok? An Open Letter From a Concerned Karen

By Dec 13th