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‘United Nations of Fighting’: Marco Rubio Inks a Deal With UFC for South Lawn Matches, but the $60 Million Price Tag Is Fueling a Legal Firestorm

By Terrina Jairaj Jun 12th
Secretary of State Marco Rubio Is Turning Official Briefings Into Hip-Hop Trivia, Quoting Kanye West to Explain the Stakes in Lebanon

By Terrina Jairaj Jun 5th
Marco Rubio Disregards Ted Lieu’s Receipts With a Strange Defense of the President’s Sleeping Patterns

By Terrina Jairaj Jun 4th
Rubio snaps at ‘stupid question’ about Iran ceasefire. Then admits the US just fired back because ‘we’re not a stupid country’

By Terrina Jairaj May 11th
Vatican slams Trump’s ‘strange’ attacks on the Pope while Rubio plays peacemaker with a gift no one asked for: ‘Wow, ok’

By Terrina Jairaj May 8th
Rubio just drew a red line for China in Latin America after Panama-flagged ships mysteriously vanished in the canal

By Terrina Jairaj May 1st
‘His political career is sinking one statement at a time’: Marco Rubio attempts to make a point about Iran, but then his hypocrisy takes center stage

By Sanchari Ghosh Apr 23rd
Trump announces Israel-Lebanon ceasefire claiming he solved a 10th war: ‘does it count if he helped start it?’

By Terrina Jairaj Apr 17th
‘Liddle Marco is ready to jump’: Marco Rubio calls Iranian leaders ‘lunatics’, but his boss was all praises about them a few days ago

By Sanchari Ghosh Apr 1st
Marco Rubio warns Iran spends too much on weapons and not its people: ‘Meanwhile, 68,000 Americans die each year’

By Sandeep Sandhu Mar 31st
Marco Rubio discovering consequences in real time after Iran does what it promised: ‘That’s not going to be allowed’

By Terrina Jairaj Mar 31st
‘Consequences will follow’: Marco Rubio breaks down after Europe rejects him, and he wasn’t ready for a dose of reality

By Terrina Jairaj Mar 28th
‘This is nuts’: Piers Morgan Points to Marco Rubio’s Absurd Justification for Attacking Iran

By Vanessa Esguerra Mar 4th
Marco Rubio struggles to keep up with Trump’s lies in a recent Senate hearing, prompting laughter from netizens

By Sanchari Ghosh Jan 30th
The White House is already treating Greenland like a U.S. territory with Trump planting the flag

By Kopal Jan 21st
‘Probably needed a drink too’: Ministers of Denmark and Greenland took a public smoke break after listening to Rubio and Vance’s bullshit

By Kopal Jan 16th
‘We’re officially in the upside down’: Mike Johnson says Marco Rubio was making a ‘joke’ when he said he would infiltrate Greenland

By Sanchari Ghosh Jan 9th
Welp! Trump is lying again, and this time, one of his closest accomplices cannot even save his face

By Sanchari Ghosh Jan 7th
Taking over South America?: Marco Rubio hints at Trump’s next target for regime change war after Venezuela

By Kopal Jan 7th
Elon Musk is casually supporting imperial plans to take over Venezuela, Cuba, and Iran

By Kopal Jan 4th