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Marco Rubio allegedly spends over $1.2m of taxpayer money flying to his son’s football games. Then records show how often the son actually played

By Terrina Jairaj Nov 12th
Marco Rubio denies a ‘breakthrough’ in talks with Iran over ‘unacceptable’ and ‘outrageous’ demands

By Sanchari Ghosh Nov 9th
Marco Rubio says Trump has yet to make a decision on renewed military action in Iran as peace talks hit a pause

By Sanchari Ghosh Nov 2nd
Marco Rubio pulls the plug on Iranian delegation visits, claiming they overstayed their welcome as high-stakes negotiations stalled

By Terrina Jairaj Oct 2nd
Marco Rubio reveals a foreign state was clearly behind the plot to hit a US bomber base in the UK, escalating global tensions

By Terrina Jairaj Sep 30th
Andrew Tate’s Defense Team Is Threatening To Pull a High-Stakes Lever Involving Donald Trump if the Extradition Case Doesn’t Go Their Way

By Terrina Jairaj Aug 14th
‘This Is Not a Sustainable Thing’: Secretary of State Marco Rubio Refuses To Ditch His Junk Food Habits, Calls RFK Jr’.s Diet ‘Crazy’

By Terrina Jairaj Aug 13th
Marco Rubio Targets Birth Tourism With Mass Visa Revocations, Ignoring the Irony of His Own Family History

By Terrina Jairaj Aug 12th
After Gutting USAID, the State Department Is Scrambling to Fix Its Disaster Response Reputation With a $150 Million Lifeline to Venezuela

By Terrina Jairaj Jun 30th
‘United Nations of Fighting’: Marco Rubio Inks a Deal With UFC for South Lawn Matches, but the $60 Million Price Tag Is Fueling a Legal Firestorm

By Terrina Jairaj Jun 12th
Secretary of State Marco Rubio Is Turning Official Briefings Into Hip-Hop Trivia, Quoting Kanye West to Explain the Stakes in Lebanon

By Terrina Jairaj Jun 5th
Marco Rubio Disregards Ted Lieu’s Receipts With a Strange Defense of the President’s Sleeping Patterns

By Terrina Jairaj Jun 4th
Rubio snaps at ‘stupid question’ about Iran ceasefire. Then admits the US just fired back because ‘we’re not a stupid country’

By Terrina Jairaj May 11th
Vatican slams Trump’s ‘strange’ attacks on the Pope while Rubio plays peacemaker with a gift no one asked for: ‘Wow, ok’

By Terrina Jairaj May 8th
Rubio just drew a red line for China in Latin America after Panama-flagged ships mysteriously vanished in the canal

By Terrina Jairaj May 1st
‘His political career is sinking one statement at a time’: Marco Rubio attempts to make a point about Iran, but then his hypocrisy takes center stage

By Sanchari Ghosh Apr 23rd
Trump announces Israel-Lebanon ceasefire claiming he solved a 10th war: ‘does it count if he helped start it?’

By Terrina Jairaj Apr 17th
‘Liddle Marco is ready to jump’: Marco Rubio calls Iranian leaders ‘lunatics’, but his boss was all praises about them a few days ago

By Sanchari Ghosh Apr 1st
Marco Rubio warns Iran spends too much on weapons and not its people: ‘Meanwhile, 68,000 Americans die each year’

By Sandeep Sandhu Mar 31st
Marco Rubio discovering consequences in real time after Iran does what it promised: ‘That’s not going to be allowed’

By Terrina Jairaj Mar 31st