Major Award: the 8-Bit Cinema A Christmas Story! Watch. I triple dog dare you. By Carolyn Cox Dec 25th, 2014, 9:00 am Happy Holidays, you mundane noodles. May your tongue survive this Christmas intact. Are you following The Mary Sue on Twitter, Facebook, Tumblr, Pinterest, & Google +?Recommended Videos Have a tip we should know? tips@themarysue.com Author Close Carolyn Cox Filed Under: 8 Bit Cinema8-bitA Christmas StoryChristmas Follow The Mary Sue: Join the Conversation