Amanda Age 30: We Should All Be Ashamed of 2013

Editor’s Note: as 2013 drew to a close, we asked contributing writer Amanda LaPergola to sum the year’s geekiest highlights in an entertaining and timely fashion.  We emphasized the timely part for her benefit.  That was almost two months ago.  It is now nearly the end of January, and Amanda still won’t answer any of our texts.

However, this morning a mysterious package arrived at Mary Sue headquarters.  Its contents included what appeared to be a note from Amanda’s mom (“Dear Miss Sue: Please excuse my daughter’s tardiness.  She has recently begun The Master Cleanse, and every time she goes near paper, she tries to eat it.”) and the following pages…

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Amanda LaPergola is a New York City-based cater-waiter who enjoys writing in her spare time.  She tweets @LaPergs, which is how she also stalks ex-boyfriends. #someday

Previously in Amanda, Age 30

• Amanda Reacts to “The Rains of Castamere
• Amanda Recaps January 2013
• Amanda Responds to Rush Limbaugh

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