Be Buried in Bacon Coffin After Dying at an Early Age Because of Your Love for Bacon
You might want to get one a size up, though. You know, cuz of all that bacon you'll be eating.
Okay, that’s it, Internet. You’ve ruined bacon for me. Seriously, I was with y’all when it came to the bacon jewelry and the bacon flavored jelly beans and the bacon vodka and the bacon suits — but this bacon coffin? This is too much. Shut it down.
This coffin first cropped up last year, but it’s been making the rounds again lately, presumably because people are real dumb when it comes to bacon.
From the J&D’s merchandise website:
This genuine bacon casket is made of 18 Gauge Gasketed Steel with Premium Bacon Exterior/Interior, and includes a Memorial and Record Tube, Adjustable Bed and Mattress and Stationary and Swingbar handles. It also includes a bacon air freshener for when you get that buried-underground, not-so-fresh feeling.
Guys? You don’t need all of that shit. You’re dead. It’s not like people are going to see the coffin long after you’ve shuffled off this mortal coil. Are you really going to make your family pay $2,999 for box with a bunch of bacon stripes on it? Seriously, I’ve had enough.
(Baconsalt.com via Geeks are Sexy)
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