Bill Gates Now Well Into Fourth Decade of Semi-Adorable Public Awkwardness

Guest of a Guest has posted pictures of Bill Gates attending (is wallflower a verb?) a party at Sundance. Maybe he’s enjoying the Vistas out there in Park City? Maybe he did a few command lines off of a a mirror, with models? Maybe … oh, screw it. Awwwwww! He’s totally adorable, you guys!

Now he’s hoisting up a pneumatic hose, perhaps to collect some Traf-o-Data! Seriously, G4. Call me.

Oh, well. Despite once being the leading bogeyman of anti-hackerdom, he manages to exude a good-natured and non-threatening charm! He’s sort of like Rommel! Did that slip out?

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Andrew Cedotal