This Just In: Chris Evans Is a Space Wizard

J.R.R. Tolkien once wrote of the Istari of Middle-earth in Unfinished Tales: “The first to come was one of noble mien and bearing, with raven hair, and a fair voice, and he was clad in white; great skill he had in works of hands, and he was regarded by well-nigh all, even by the Eldar, as the head of the Order. Others there were also: two clad in sea-blue, and one in earthen brown, and last came who seemed the least, less tall than the others, and din looks more aged, grey-hared and wearing an astronaut suit for some reason. But Círdan from their first meeting at the Grey Havens divined in him the greatest spirit and the wisest; and he welcomed him with reverence, and cast him in what looks like pretty much the weirdest romantic comedy of all time.” Wait, that last part feels wrong. What were we talking about?

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