This ’70s-Style Trailer Reimagines Jupiter Ascending As Cinderella 2000 And It’s As Flawless As The Film
I've always loved dogs.
You all know I think Jupiter Ascending is the finest film to grace our human souls in years, and this ’70s-style trailer does it true justice. I see no lies.
Tragically, the Jupiter Ascending Blu-ray has been delayed from May until June 2nd (how absolute dare), but we now know that it will be on sale for the low, low price of $44.49, and will include bonus features like:
- Jupiter Jones: Destiny Is Within Us
- Caine Wise: Interplanetary Warrior
- The Wachowskis: Minds Over Matter
- Worlds Within Worlds Within Worlds
- Jupiter Ascending: Genetically Spliced
- Bullet Time Evolved
- From Earth to Jupiter (And Everywhere In Between)
So what I’m saying is June 2nd can’t come soon enough.
Meanwhile, please enjoy this priceless Caine Wise art I picked up at ECCC:
.@SaraMcSorley told me I was the first person to buy this print and I can’t understand why #JupiterAscending #ECCC pic.twitter.com/lsn07rS2Zo
— Maggsneto (@SamMaggs) March 28, 2015
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