Unboxing a Mystery Box Full of Game of Thrones Goodies

There’s something from every Noble House of Westeros in this magic box of totally unique Game of Thrones merchandise from CultureFly. But which House will emerge victorious with the claim of coolest swag? Mary Sue readers get an exclusive 20% off their first box when you use the code MSGOT20, so you get to find out.

It’s hard to decide the House that should be crowned the ruler of CultureFly’s Game of Thrones Box. As you can see in our unboxing video above, every item seems to up the ante in terms of original design, usefulness, and the amount that your friends will be jealous when they come over to watch the show.

House Stark – Jon Snow’s Direworlf, Ghost, and The North Remembers Notepad

House Stark looms large in the struggle to rule Westeros, so it’s fitting that you get not one but two crucial Stark-themed items. First, there’s a gorgeous vinyl statue of Jon Snow’s direwolf, Ghost. Ghost was a hit the minute he was unboxed—we all wanted to take him home. And with Direwolf-shaped The North Remembers notepad, you can leave memos that aren’t likely to be forgotten.

House Lannister – Jaime’s Golden Hand Silicon Glove

This tongue-in-cheek nod to Jaime’s unfortunate hand incident is designed just like the golden model worn by Nikolaj Coster-Waldau on Game of Thrones—with a twist: this glove lets you defeat any too-hot kitchen implement and bend it to your will. (No Cersei included, we promise.)

House Targaryen – Reusable Dragon Sigil Handwarmer

Channel your inner Mother of Dragons with these Targaryen-branded handwarmers that will keep you toasty even if you end up beyond the Wall.

House Baratheon – Drinking Horn With Stag Sigil Stand

This one got a lot of “oohs” as we unboxed it. Drink like Westeros royalty with the coolest looking imbibing vessel we’ve ever seen. When you’ve sipped your fill, slide it into the custom stand that sports the Baratheon stag, and recline to watch your subjects pay obeisance. The horn also comes with a strap ready for transportation, should you find yourself readying for a hunt.

House Greyjoy – Oversized Enamel Pin 

Show your allegiance to the fearsome ironborn with this pin that features House Greyjoy’s sigil, a golden kraken on a black field. The pin is also emblazoned with House Greyjoy’s house words, “We Do Not Sow.” We know two things to be true: what is dead may never die, and this pin is stunning and going on our jacket for daily wear.

House Tyrell – Ceramic Planter

There’s no more appropriately house-themed item in CultureFly’s Game of Thrones box than this lovely planter, fit for Highgarden. Crafted in Tyrell colors, with a prominent Tyrell golden rose, this homage to the House’s motto of “Growing Strong” will take center stage on your windowsill.

Sigil Stamps With Inkpad

Sometimes you’re just not sure which House has your ultimate loyalty—so it’s a good thing this set of stamps and inkpad comes with the full range. Seal your secret letters full of plots to seize the throne with these stamps. Also good for keeping children entertained. (Raven not included.)

Allover Printed House Sigils T-Shirt

We’re huge fans of wearing our fandom favorites on our sleeve. The great thing about this stylish t-shirt is that it’s both instantly recognizable to fellow Game of Thrones fans, while at the same time it doesn’t have to scream “Game of Thrones” to those who aren’t in the know. Patterned with the Stark Direwolf, Lannister Lion, and Targaryen Dragon sigils, the only question here is which House’s looks the coolest, because we think they all do. This is probably the real reason behind their animosity.

That’s a ton of Game of Thrones merchandise you can’t find anywhere else in just one CultureFly box. Subscribe now and get a brand new box every quarter packed to the brim with clothing, accessories, figurines, toys, stationery, and more. If CultureFly came up with a Baratheon drinking horn and an oven mitt shaped like Jaime’s golden hand, what will they think of next?

Mary Sue readers receive an exclusive 20% off your first Game of Thrones box when you sign up using the code MSGOT20. Unlike the clashes in Westeros, this is an entirely win-win scenario.

While supplies last. Discount applies to first box only.  Offer valid 2/1/18-2/28/18.

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