Cyclops Is Toast In The Latest “Ex-Men” Short From Pete Holmes

Pete Holmes (as Professor X) is down-sizing the X-Men, and no one is safe. The next victim on Charles Xavier’s list is none other than the RayBan-clad Cyclops. Does it matter that he’s the leader of the X-Men? Nope! Why? Because he uncontrollably shoots laser beams from his eyes. The firing really makes sense, when you think about it.

(via YouTube)

Meanwhile in related links

• Storm just quit before she could be fired
• We didn’t think he had the budget to fire Nightcrawler and were happily wrong
• He fired Iceman, too, because no one is safe

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Sam Maggs is a writer and televisioner, currently hailing from the Kingdom of the North (Toronto). Her first book, THE FANGIRL'S GUIDE TO THE GALAXY will be out soon from Quirk Books. Sam’s parents saw Star Wars: A New Hope 24 times when it first came out, so none of this is really her fault.

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