The Fantastic Four Character Posters Let Us All Down With A Sue Storm Booty Pose

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But how will we know if she’s a lady if we can’t see both her boobs and her butt simultaneously?!

Seriously, Fantastic Four, get it together. Sure, it’s not the spine-breaking butt pose we’re accustomed to seeing, but perhaps Sue could just be posed in the exact same strong, forward-facing position like both her (human) male co-stars? Would that be too much to ask? And anyone who tries to tell me Michael B. Jordan is also facing the side: what is the exact proportion of his booty? You can’t tell me, because you can’t see it. So just don’t.

(via CBR)

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Sam Maggs is a writer and televisioner, currently hailing from the Kingdom of the North (Toronto). Her first book, THE FANGIRL'S GUIDE TO THE GALAXY will be out soon from Quirk Books. Sam’s parents saw Star Wars: A New Hope 24 times when it first came out, so none of this is really her fault.

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