“I MADE THAT CAPE OF DICKS AND NOW IT IS ON THE MARY SUE”: The Mary Sue’s Favorite Comments of the Week
Perhaps the best sentence ever typed in the English language.
This week in our favorite comments: A The Little Mermaid singalong, Clippy invading 50 Shades of Grey, Pedro Pascal, Hawkguy, the legendary Cape of Dicks, and more.
“Also every time they mention their dad, they’ll pause while a Frau Blucher sound effect plays.”—Janna responds to Kevin Feige talking about the differences between Age of Ultron and Days of Future Past Quicksilver. I’ll be very disappointed if this doesn’t happen now.
“XENA is FOUR letters. It’s also FOUR letters in LUCY and FOUR letters in THOR! And FOUR sounds just like THOR! This must mean LUCY WILL PLAY THOR!—Tomb Svalborg cracked the secret of who Lucy Lawless is playing in Agents of SHIELD.
“Dear Santa, I’ve been a relatively good girl this year so for Christmas I want Pedro Pascal and beer and Pedro Pascal and beer and Pedro Pascal . . .” Christianne Manzano is all of us.
Speaking of (Sailor Senshii) Pedro Pascal: “I like to think he just kept getting so goddamn many Google alerts from TMS that he one day threw up his hands and went, ‘Okay, fine! Who is Mary Sue and why does she talk about me so much?!'”—Probably, silaria.
“‘THE BOULDER IS PLEASED AND CAUTIOUSLY OPTIMISTIC.'”—Russell Jones sums up our response to The Legend of Korra not being cancelled after all quite well.
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— A (@AKA_Qthulhu) July 24, 2014
Yup.
“I also love how Clint’s face here is pure Hawkguy. ‘OKAY…. THIS LOOKS BAD,'” writes JustPlainSomething. And there’s Duvall’s response to the new Hawkeye Age of Ultron poster: “Aw, robots.”
“‘It looks like you’re trying to be a Horrible Dominant. Would you like help?'” tonyinabag imagines Clippy in the 50 Shades of Grey trailer, which makes complete sense in the context of the post.
“I thought this show was about STEM? Where are all the old white dudes?,” Kristopher_Smith asks of the Annedroids trailer.
Bunny Byul responds to our fancast of Dulé Hill as Once Upon a Time‘ Hans (IT MAKES PERFECT SENSE, OK?!) with “Gus, don’t be an ambitious social-climbing duplicitous bastard” and “Hey, Anna girl. You hear about Pluto? That’s messed up.” Perfection.
“I MADE THAT CAPE OF DICKS AND NOW IT IS ON THE MARY SUE,” writes commenter Scarlett O’Hairdye. Do you want to know the saga of the Cape of Dicks and how Wil Wheaton ended up with it? Of course you do!
And finally, Ciella and teaboy83 engage in an impromptu singalong in response to this Comic-Con post:
(image by Laura Kali)
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