The End Is Nigh: Flappy 2048 Exists
There is no curse in Elvish, Entish, or the tongues of Men for this treachery.
You know what the most frustrating, addicting game in the world needs? To get mashed up with the other most frustrating, addicting game in the world. Enter Flappy 2048, a game of unspeakable power that will surely bring us all, and in the darkness bind us.
Though no one has yet taken official credit for this unholy masterpiece, the Flappy 2048 domain name appears to be registered to Andrew Cheek of Gamemix. So congratulations, Andrew! If you’re truly responsible for this game, then you are officially the new overlord of the Internet. And you shall not be dark, but beautiful and terrible as the Morning and the Night! Fair as the Sea and the Sun and the Snow upon the Mountain! Dreadful as the Storm and the Lightning! Stronger than the foundations of the earth. All shall love you and despair.
Of course, in case you like your terrifying abominations a little more cerebral, there’s also this version of Flappy48 created by Daniel J. Moran. It’s much truer to the original spirit of 2048, but it’s also much, much harder. But hey, at least you don’t have to stare at those g0d-awful colored cubes anymore, am I right?
(via FlappyBird2048)
- The game developers behind Threes are very sad about this
- Okay, but when’s the real Flappy Bird going to come back?
- We still love the MMO version the best
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