Fox ADHD’s Captain America Song Is Fairly Upsettling, Sadly Spot-On

This video from Fox ADHD titled “CAPTAIN AMERICA STATISTICS SONG!” might get you in the 4th of July spirit, but probably not in the way you’re expecting. It reworks the classic Captain America cartoon theme song with statistics about how America compares to other countries in education, health, and more. Spoiler: We don’t compare very well.

So what I mean by getting you into the 4th of July mood is that maybe after watching it you’ll feel kind of insulted and want to stick up for America against the animators. It’s kind of how I’m feeling at the moment. Of course, it’d be easier to stick up for the country if all the statistics in the video weren’t pulled from the CIA’s The World Factbook.

(via Fox ADHD)

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