The Best Possible Driver’s License Photo Has Been Taken

For most of my adult life, I believed that the best possible driver’s license photo would be one that was perfectly flattering. One that conveyed my charm, my wit, my winning smile, and rendered me identifiable within the eyes of the law. But I was wrong, and Reddit user adambard has showed me the way with his half-hair half-beard license photo. Interestingly, the look is so visually confusing that it leaves me with no discernable impression of his face. Could it be that adambard has also discovered the perfect facial camouflage?

(Reddit via Laughing Squid)

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Max Eddy