Heroic Woman Inhales 144 Oz. of Steak In Under Twenty Minutes, Ron Swanson Hangs Head In Shame

Behold the beauty and wonder that is Nebraska native Molly Schuyler shredding two 72 oz. steaks and their accompanying sides in under twenty minutes.

Schuyler’s record-breaking chomp went down at Amarillo’s Big Texan Steak Ranch, and according to KFor News, she plans to bust a grub in Amarillo again soon: the meat athlete is now training to devour three steaks in under an hour. In every generation, there is a chosen one.

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