Trump Men Can’t Fill out Ballot Without Cheating off Their Wives, and More Election Day Twitter Nonsense
Laughter is our favorite defense mechanism.
When you “accidentally” look at bae’s texts #ElectionDay pic.twitter.com/mfwc6kMZQK
— Josh Kurp (@JoshKurp) November 8, 2016
She’s deffo voting for Hillary, right? Let’s go to the tape:
Donald Trump doesn’t even trust Melania to vote for him. (by @ToddDracula) pic.twitter.com/GVMyNGJyUv
— CAFE (@cafedotcom) November 8, 2016
Maybe not. He certainly doesn’t look as … happy as he did with his third debate performance. Maybe he couldn’t get a clear look at her ballot? Not so with Eric Trump, though.
Like father, like son pic.twitter.com/5n9Kf4tSwH
— Judd Legum (@JuddLegum) November 8, 2016
It’s not a test, boys. There’s no wrong answer, so you don’t need to cheat off the smarter family members. (Actually, Donald Trump. Donald Trump is the wrong answer.) You know what, though? Eric couldn’t even get it right with looking over Lara Yunaska’s shoulder. He broke the law with this ballot photo from a now-deleted tweet:
Eric Trump gonna Eric Trump pic.twitter.com/JaM3KMhLkL
— Dave Itzkoff (@ditzkoff) November 8, 2016
Quick! Better cover up that evidence! What was that about people who think the rules don’t apply to them again?
Anyway, yes, Twitter is already having a field day with the election (as you can see), and it’s only going to go more off the rails later in the day as there’s more to talk about, the drinking continues starts, and we all continue to lose our minds just a little bit waiting for it all to be over. Here’s a few more of our favorite election tweets of the day so far, starting with this garbage and the glorious, obvious response:
If only people with at least 4 grandparents born in America were voting, Trump would win in a 50-state landslide.
— Ann Coulter (@AnnCoulter) November 8, 2016
But then Trump couldn’t run, since his mom and paternal grandparents weren’t born in the US. So, um, yeah. https://t.co/7Uxwnuqk0Q
— Jake Tapper (@jaketapper) November 8, 2016
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This makes me laugh so fucking hard. pic.twitter.com/kobn2HYg4F
— Ali B (@wtflanksteak) November 8, 2016
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@BoyGeorge In getting up to vote at 6:15am. Do you mind if I write your name in for president?😄
— Wendy Woodard (@Wendy6141217) November 8, 2016
Yes. It’s Hillary Clinton. https://t.co/imSGSamPU7
— Boy George (@BoyGeorge) November 8, 2016
This one is a few days old, but whatever:
These boys came to my door on Halloween and I couldn’t stop laughing. 😂 pic.twitter.com/RgwCth551y
— Izabell ❥ (@Chinita_Lyfe) November 7, 2016
Also, on this historic day, let’s keep in mind that equal rights should always be about equal rights for everyone:
Given that terrible Suffragette photoshoot this @beatonna comic about Ida B. Wells is especially relevant. pic.twitter.com/bav55rzBx5
— Angelica Jade (@angelicabastien) October 5, 2015
they look like they just got away with robbing a casino in Ocean’s 14 pic.twitter.com/ut9uzGX1JD
— Ziwe (@ziwe) November 8, 2016
A little inspiration from our own team:
reporting live from my local polling place: https://t.co/hHPvEDHkwi pic.twitter.com/fN6RAGYjYd
— jessica lachenal (@jeslach) November 8, 2016
The Small Hands of Darkness #electionbooks pic.twitter.com/FeONEr6yKn
— The Portalist (@ThePortalist) November 8, 2016
A quick, important reminder that not everything happening out there today is funny:
Unsurprising and utterly heartbreaking #ElectionDay pic.twitter.com/jml06uOdqW
— Ryan McGee (@TVMcGee) November 8, 2016
And the Trump campaign is already trying to get perfectly legitimate votes thrown out (for seemingly racially motivated reasons) at a polling station that stayed open hours after closing, in order to accommodate those who were in line at closing time, which is just how voting works. This judge is not having it, and she is our hero:
The Trump campaign wants to make names of Nevada poll workers public. Judge’s response: pic.twitter.com/tes99IMbbH
— Deadspin (@Deadspin) November 8, 2016
And I’ll leave you with … uh … this:
election day is peak 4chan pic.twitter.com/AGZkf4PSlN
— BRANDON WARDELL (@BRANDONWARDELL) November 8, 2016
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