Maybe J.K. Rowling Will Announce That These Memes Are Also Hogwarts Students
We should have a new rule as a society: The creators of our favorite series should not be in charge of them after they’ve finished. First, George Lucas gave us the Star Wars prequels, and now J.K. Rowling continues to open up about this “inclusive” Hogwarts that we didn’t see onscreen. Oh, also, Grindelwald and Dumbledore totally got it on.
It’s gotten to the point where we just want Rowling to stop—not in the sense that she stops writing, but that she stops telling us these things while not acting on them. If Hogwarts is so inclusive, show it in the Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them, series. If Dumbledore and Grindelwald are in love, then let us see it.
Instead, we just continually get these fake promises, and it isn’t really fair to those of us who have been with this series from the get-go, which is why Harry Potter fans spent the weekend roasting her on the internet.
J.K. Rowling Confirms Some Characters in Her Books and Movies Are Gay Everywhere Except in the Books or the Movies https://t.co/Y5gcbMWNB9
— Eric D. Snider (@EricDSnider) March 16, 2019
jk rowling can log on here and tweet “dumbledore was a dom top” all she likes but the fact remains she actively leaves out any LGBT rep in her books and films so her profit isn’t affected
— laura (@lauraw97_) March 17, 2019
jk rowling: oh btw dumbledore is gay
everyone: oh, worm, where in the books?
jk rowling: nowhere, i just made it so
everyone: well that’s bullshit
jk rowling: uh *throws darts at a board* well it’s ABSOLUTELY 100% gay if he fucked for sure right
everyone, exhausted: please stop— Klaudia Amenábar (@kaludiasays) March 17, 2019
jk rowling reappearing every 2 months to say something literally no one asked about is me adding more random details to my essay to up my word count https://t.co/70D37Xez76
— (@DAREDEVllLS) March 17, 2019
Me: “H-
JK: “Hagrid is a furry.”
Me: ?
JK: “Snape has spent much of his life trying to recreate the mythical Viagrus potion.”
Me: “Wait…”
JK: “LUCIUS MALFOY USED TO THROW SEX ORGIES AT THE MANSION AND HE’D MAKE DOBBY WEAR A GIMP MASK” https://t.co/mHempGp8Fp
— Daniel Sugarman (@Daniel_Sugarman) March 17, 2019
No one: ….
Jk Rowling in 2030: Voldemort was a depressed gay man of color
— HOOD VOGUE (@itskeyon) March 17, 2019
us: can we get the marau-
jk rowling: no
us: but
jk rowling: the restricted section of hogwarts was restricted because that’s where dumbledore hid his gay erotica— amy (@rlandsbindaclub) March 17, 2019
And there’s plenty more where that came from because, I guess, we all needed to get out our Rowling aggressions.
J.K. Rowling Reveals Hermione Uses a Remembrall to Remember to Pee After Sex: https://t.co/g4D29KwbOa pic.twitter.com/TJ0FykYFjL
— Reductress (@Reductress) March 18, 2019
Nobody:
JK Rowling: You know what else was nine and three quarters?
— Genki (@Genki_Rocket) March 17, 2019
No one:
J.K. Rowling: Dobby fucks the sun every day that’s what night is
— Carrie Wittmer (@carriesnotscary) March 17, 2019
Is J.K. Rowling going to start practicing what she’s preaching, or are we continually going to get Dumbledore just staring into the Mirror of Erised as our “content”? Who knows, but there are three more Fantastic Beasts moves, so maybe Rowling will surprise us after all.
Until then, we just have all we have is jokes.
(image: Warner Bros.)
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