This Nightmare Chainsaw Robot is Programmed to Carve Stools From Logs, Haunt Our Dreams

I can’t even begin to imagine why someone would do this, but some designers have built a giant chainsaw robot and programmed it to turn a log into two stools in a matter of seconds. Look, I like stools as much as anybody, but do you really need a giant chainsaw wielding robot to make them for you? No. No you do not. The world does not need giant chainsaw robots. Yet, this exists. That’s fine. I wasn’t going to sleep tonight anyway.

(YouTube via The Verge)

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Glen Tickle

Glen is a comedian, writer, husband, and father. He won his third-grade science fair and is a former preschool science teacher, which is a real job.

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