JK Rowling’s Patronus Test For Potter Is Imminent, So Prepare Yourselves
It is nigh.
But JK Rowling is trying to drag us into her lair once more — this time to tell us what our patronuses (patronii?) are. The time is approaching, people.
.@SlythSnitch I’ve written one and it won’t be too long until you can take it. We’re working on it!
— J.K. Rowling (@jk_rowling) February 12, 2015
I gotta be honest, the Pottermore Sorting Hat test eventually led me on a teeny-tiny multi-year crisis of identity in which I had absolutely no idea what house to which I belonged. Granted, it might have been my own fault for creating multiple accounts and taking the test five times, but I am wary and frightened nonetheless. Know what else I am? Incredibly excited. I may have matured past the point of needing JK Rowling’s input on who I am and what creatures and/or mixture of traits go along with that—but I feel no shame in admitting that I still want it. Besides, ever since Jo told the world that her patronus is this incredibly adorable creature, I’ve been pretty curious about what variety of animals she’d include in a test like this:
googled that and are you kidding me RT @jk_rowling .@acciowandspells It’s a pine marten. pic.twitter.com/XF7K58DvZX — Julia Santo (@lookitsjulia) September 10, 2014
In other words: Bring it on, Pottermore. I pray mine is 1/10th as cute as a pine marten. Or a giraffe. Mostly because I just can’t let go of the image of a giraffe bursting out of a wand to smash some Dementor ass.
(Images via Warner Bros., Rebloggy)
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