Portal Cake Mix for the Lazy Geek

Well, maybe. With cake related Portal themed products, you always run the risk of somebody thinking it’d be funny to make it a lie (also this is clearly not officially licensed, or Valve would be selling it in their store). And it’s hard to tell from the user reviews here, because, frankly, between “the cake is a lie” jokes and Amazon customer reviews on joke products we may have found the greatest source of natural irony the world has ever known. So how about we just look at the product page, and then go home and make our own black forest cake.

(via Kotaku.)

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Susana Polo thought she'd get her Creative Writing degree from Oberlin, work a crap job, and fake it until she made it into comics. Instead she stumbled into a great job: founding and running this very website (she's Editor at Large now, very fancy). She's spoken at events like Geek Girl Con, New York Comic Con, and Comic Book City Con, wants to get a Batwoman tattoo and write a graphic novel, and one of her canine teeth is in backwards.

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