Realistic Mario Warns You That Dinosaurs Will Eat Your Friends

This episode of Realistic Mario pretty much sums up what would happen if you encountered a dinosaur. Yoshi viciously consumes everything because that’s what carnivores do. As expected, it’s highly doubtful that a dinosaur could be tame enough to let us ride on its back anyway. These episodes are turning out to be a very painful journey for Mario and Luigi.

(via Pete Holmes)

Meanwhile in related links

• Realistic Mario shows you what happens when you start dropping through random pipes
• And it’s probably not a good idea to break bricks with your head.
• Super Mario Bros. theme song played on wine glasses

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