Right-Wing Media Had To Create a Lengthy Mnemonic Device To Remember All the Things They’re Mad About

It seems like every day, Republicans and right-wing media find a new thing to be outraged over. From drag shows to mentioning the existence of racism to Joe Biden saying fascism is bad, there are just so many things to be mad about when you’re a racist bigot in America these days.

The racist bigots at Newsmax apparently agree that it’s all too much to keep track of on its own, so they’ve created a handy acronym to keep it all straight.

Actually, I don’t know how “handy” that acronym is, since it’s so embarrassingly unwieldy they likely need a separate mnemonic device to remember it—which is made clear by that host’s obvious struggle to remember what each letter in “WAG JOE ‘CHAOS’ BIDEN” stands for. That’s understandable, because it is a lot of letters.

Here’s what they’re mad about now:

Woke

Afghanistan

Gas Prices

Justice Department

Oppresses

Enemies

Crime

Hunter

Approval Rating

Obscenity

Supply Chain

Border

Inflation

Disunity

Energy GONE

No Respect

It will never not be hilarious that they genuinely think liberals and Democrats are the snowflakes.

(via Acyn on Twitter, image: NBC)

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Vivian Kane (she/her) is the Senior News Editor at The Mary Sue, where she's been writing about politics and entertainment (and all the ways in which the two overlap) since the dark days of late 2016. Born in San Francisco and radicalized in Los Angeles, she now lives in Kansas City, Missouri, where she gets to put her MFA to use covering the local theatre scene. She is the co-owner of The Pitch, Kansas City’s alt news and culture magazine, alongside her husband, Brock Wilbur, with whom she also shares many cats.

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