7 Supernatural Creatures We Hope Never Get Sexy Hollywood Versions

Folks, can we have some real talk for a second here? I’m totally down with the whole sexy monsters thing. I get it. Swayze worked it as a ghost. Vampires have had a certain sensual appeal since Stoker, and yeah, I’ll even allow the ‘sexy zombies’ of Warm Bodies. But at some point, we need to draw a line in the sand, or, you know, several. In the interest of doing so, here are seven monsters that we never, ever want to see given the ‘sexy monster’ treatment by Hollywood. Not that we have a lot of pull in Hollywood, but dammit, it’s worth a try.

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Ian Chant