“Puzzle Potatoes” Make Us Want to Play Tetris With Our Food

I have a one-year-old daughter who I’m currently trying to teach not to play with her food. This isn’t helping. US Foods now has Tetris tetromino-shaped tater tots. Now I want to play with my food. They’re calling them “Puzzle Potatoes” for obvious licensing reasons, but it also looks like they left out the long straight piece. How am I going to get that bonus?

(via Laughing Squid, image via US Foods)

Previously in weird food

• Nestlé wants to build a food replicator called “Iron Man”
• Edible mist machine lets you enjoy flavors without actually eating
• Cut up your kids’ food so they won’t be jerks

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