The Mueller Report Tweets Are Lit

Can you tell I’m already tired? Because I am! The day has barely begun, and already, we’re being thrown so much information at once that I don’t know how anyone is handling it. Many trees throughout the United States are dying today, the ink is drying up, and our sanity is slowly slipping further away as we all read this 400-plus-page Mueller report and try and figure out what comes next.

Is Donald Trump just an impenetrable wall that everything we throw bounces back off of? Or is this actually going to do some kind of damage to the president and his upcoming 2020 campaign for a second term? To be quite honest, I’m waiting for the day that he just changes the law and allows himself to run for a third term just to continue this nightmare that we’re living in.

To help clean our palate, here are even more tweets about this Mueller report because look, that’s all we’re going to be dealing with all day long, so we might as well have a laugh as we cry and drink enough coffee to open up another 10% of our brain capacity.

Lord help us all, we still have one more day to this week.

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