The Rock’s Halloween Costume Makes Us Crave Some Cans of Spinach

Never buy a costume that says “One size fits most”. #PissedOffPopeye #CostumeNeedsToComeInSilverbackSize #CornCobPipe #LooksMoreLikeACrackPipe #HappyHalloween 💪🏾👻

A photo posted by therock (@therock) on Oct 31, 2015 at 8:37pm PDT

Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson (does it make me sound old when I type his name like that?) shared his amazingly on point costume on Instagram the other day. Frankly, we’re all surprised that this didn’t happen any sooner.

But would you look at the attention to detail here? Aside from the missing “popped eye” (get it?) everything looks absolutely great. Also, check out the hashtags he added to the photo. They really paint a picture, don’t they? Silverback size… oh gosh.

Anyone else on board for a live-action Popeye remake?

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Jessica Lachenal is a writer who doesn’t talk about herself a lot, so she isn’t quite sure how biographical info panels should work. But here we go anyway. She's the Weekend Editor for The Mary Sue, a Contributing Writer for The Bold Italic (thebolditalic.com), and a Staff Writer for Spinning Platters (spinningplatters.com). She's also been featured in Model View Culture and Frontiers LA magazine, and on Autostraddle. She hopes this has been as awkward for you as it has been for her.

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