We Exist Because Morgan Freeman Narrates That We Exist

Last week we showed you True Facts About Sloths by YouTube genius Ze Frank, but according to this week’s episode of True Facts we only did that because Morgan Freeman narrated us showing you True Facts About Sloths. It seems that the world is controlled not by elaborate laws of physics, but by the dulcet tones of Morgan Freeman’s voice. For example, did you know that penguins didn’t exist until Morgan Freeman recorded the narration for March of the Penguins? It’s true, because it’s on the Internet, and the Internet would never ever lie to us.

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Glen Tickle

Glen is a comedian, writer, husband, and father. He won his third-grade science fair and is a former preschool science teacher, which is a real job.

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