The Trailer for Venom Is Here and People Are Oddly Aroused
Our first full look at Tom Hardy as the symbiote-laden anti-hero has arrived, and the Internet has responded in the accustomed fashion.
There sure is a lot happening in this here trailer, which is almost three full minutes of action and shows us a ton about the movie. What am I most excited about? Why yes, it’s Rogue One‘s Riz Ahmed, looking amazing and menacing. In fact, the whole Venom cast seems strong, with Michelle Williams, Jenny Slate, and Woody Harrelson also announced. Tom Hardy has generally been known to commit to the bit.
But this trailer doesn’t do much for me, and I’m not alone.
Finally watched the VENOM trailer. Wow what a harrowing experience to see an entity being forced to take on a persona that’s not in its true nature.
But enough about Sony trying to still make superhero films. Let’s talk about that trailer, which looked terrible.
— David Chen (@davechensky) April 24, 2018
However, another side of the Internet had … an entirely different sort of reaction.
The only good thing about the “Venom” trailer is how Tumblr is reacting to it pic.twitter.com/kX6Ju8iSOz
— Ryan Broderick (@broderick) April 24, 2018
Weirdly Erotic: The Venom Appreciation Group. https://t.co/EL7Sx1Hk6g
— Marlene! (@ilikecomicstoo) April 24, 2018
In related news, if any of you are surprised about the Internet’s overwhelmingly thirsty response to Venom, I need you to remember that the character has always been a thirst trap and these are canon panels from New Avengers Annual Volume 1, #3, thank you. pic.twitter.com/QCHqNxchls
— Marlene! (@ilikecomicstoo) April 24, 2018
venom is hot and you CAN’T change my mind pic.twitter.com/Sfl5uDeeFg
— ♡ (@80sjinki) April 24, 2018
me: venom sexy
person: oh yeah tom hardy is really hot and-
me: pic.twitter.com/nMsFC1NcuB
— pls leave winston alone (@oodlenoodle_) April 24, 2018
Make no mistake hes ONLY hot in his venom form
— alucard and the stench of love (@duskcry) April 24, 2018
“it doesn’t make sense for venom to exist without spider man” okay but: venom is hot
— the titless terror (@cosmicmon) April 24, 2018
me trying my hardest to act normal on my Normie twitter account: wow does anyone else think venom looks? kinda hot? is that weird? haha man, wouldnt it be cool if like, he ate someone? NOT IN LIKE a weird way or anything lol no… just like, if he swallowed someone whole? ykno???
— alexander (@magnusburnsides) April 24, 2018
why am i surrounded by cowards. Venom Is Hot, And
— raleigh (@ricardodarins) April 24, 2018
OK, kids! I think it’s time to pack up the Internet for a while and take a long walk outside.
So what’d you think of the trailer and Twitter’s new mancrush?
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