The Wankband: Sustainable, Renewable Energy Through Masturbation

Save the world by doing what you do best.

Adult video site Pornhub is all too aware of the electricity demands of the modern, Internet-connected world. That’s why they’ve created the Wankband, a wristband that generates electricity when you’re doing whatever it is you do that moves your wrist in a back-and-forth motion. Like playing the Wii! Or, you know, any other activity with a similar motion.

Here’s how it works:

If you’d like to show the planet that you love it as much as you love yourself, you can sign up to be a beta tester on a dedicated, SFW Wankband page. The power is in your hand—hands. The power is in your hands.

(via Huffington Post)

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Dan Van Winkle (he) is an editor and manager who has been working in digital media since 2013, first at now-defunct Geekosystem (RIP), and then at The Mary Sue starting in 2014, specializing in gaming, science, and technology. Outside of his professional experience, he has been active in video game modding and development as a hobby for many years. He lives in North Carolina with Lisa Brown (his wife) and Liz Lemon (their dog), both of whom are the best, and you will regret challenging him at Smash Bros.

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