Now You Can Print Wearable Game of Thrones Spoiler Tags to Keep You Safe for Season 5

Do you love Game of Thrones, but tire of navigating the treacherous intricacies involved in having a conversation with another human being at any point during a season’s run without risk of spoilers? Instead of walling yourself inside your home to seek protection from these dangerous White Talkers, now you can just use these convenient, real-life spoiler tags!

Each tag is specifically worded to make sure your officemates will be able to immediately identify where you are in the show without giving too much away to someone who hasn’t gotten that far yet. That way, you can safely browse the tags from Viking and pick out the most recent plot point you’ve reached to proudly display your relative ignorance.

We were just talking about a high-tech way to avoid spoilers the other day, this is exactly the opposite. Here’s a sample of what you can expect from Season 1:

And Season 4:

So there you have it! You no longer have to be the office hermit if you haven’t caught up on the show yet. You are once again free to speak to other human beings without it turning into some kind of Game of Thrones-esque, spoiler-rage fueled blood bath.

(featured image via nikki and our edits)

Do you follow The Mary Sue on Twitter, Facebook, Tumblr, Pinterest, & Google +?

Have a tip we should know? tips@themarysue.com

Author

Close

Dan Van Winkle

Dan Van Winkle (he) is an editor and manager who has been working in digital media since 2013, first at now-defunct Geekosystem (RIP), and then at The Mary Sue starting in 2014, specializing in gaming, science, and technology. Outside of his professional experience, he has been active in video game modding and development as a hobby for many years. He lives in North Carolina with Lisa Brown (his wife) and Liz Lemon (their dog), both of whom are the best, and you will regret challenging him at Smash Bros.

twitter Link to www.projectmgame.com