Witch President Is the Best New Show That Doesn’t Actually Exist
Starring Julianna Margulies
Magic got her elected but she’ll need more than that to run a country!
— Witch President (@WitchPresident) December 14, 2014
Every once in a while a twitter account comes along that fills some hole in your soul you might not even have realized existed. This weekend that account is @WitchPresident, whose bio boasts that it is “coming this Fall to @CBS or @NBC or@ABC or @Netflix or @Hulu or @Amazon or @HBO.” The account appears to have been started just yesterday, but it’s already wracking up fans.
That’s because the show sounds freaking amazing.
Julianna Margulies stars as the first witch in the White House — Witch President (@WitchPresident) December 14, 2014
Kelly Bishop as her former political rival turned antagonist VP. A New England blue blood and descendent of Salem witch hunters.
— Witch President (@WitchPresident) December 14, 2014
@Smorgasboredom promo art will feature a stern faced Julianna standing in the Oval Office. The presidential seal is replaced by a pentagram. — Evan DeSimone (@Smorgasboredom) December 13, 2014
Judy Greer as the ambitious young press secretary/witch apprentice
— Witch President (@WitchPresident) December 14, 2014
We’re excited for our special guest star, every woman in Hollywood that you think might be a witch! — Witch President (@WitchPresident) December 14, 2014
Beth Broderick and Caroline Rhea as ruthless coven elders/super PAC directors. cc. @TheAdamSass pic.twitter.com/G2kincG1py
— Witch President (@WitchPresident) December 14, 2014
Featuring Kelly Bishop as Vice President Constance Mather pic.twitter.com/e4XdUfwrDA — Witch President (@WitchPresident) December 14, 2014
Christine Baranski as the ancient demon goddess that Witch President invoked to steal the election…for a price. pic.twitter.com/KSEjCouS7h
— Witch President (@WitchPresident) December 14, 2014
Now accepting nominations for Witch President’s hapless husband who doesn’t do much but be handsome and maybe get kidnapped at some point!
— Witch President (@WitchPresident) December 14, 2014
.@bortlb so excited to announce our first spin-off!!! #SorceressSupremeCourtJustice
— Witch President (@WitchPresident) December 14, 2014
As an economic crisis looms, Witch President must choose between stimulus and sacrificing her Treasury Secretery to the dark goddess Hecate!
— Witch President (@WitchPresident) December 14, 2014
.@r0bwatson In season 2 Vincent Kartheiser is set to appear as an alchemist turned Big Pharma lobbyist. Hope that helps!
— Witch President (@WitchPresident) December 14, 2014
Next Episode: When the State of the Union falls during a lunar eclipse Witch President doesn’t have much time to get her priorities in order
— Witch President (@WitchPresident) December 14, 2014
When a spell gone wrong turns congressional republicans into flesh eating ghouls no one really notices and everything stays the same!
— Witch President (@WitchPresident) December 14, 2014
.@AutumnInBuffalo @robertberens When Familiar Rights are threatened Witch President must harness the power of the media…and the moon!
— Witch President (@WitchPresident) December 14, 2014
This is everything my heart’s been preparing for its whole life.
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