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A clam’s no pet, they said. Get a pet rock, they said. Well, the joke’s on them! Wonder Clam can eat salt all day and all night! Next, she’ll learn “shake hands” and before you know it, she’ll be catching frisbees and jumping through hoops. Soon, she’ll be doing a victory lap in front of the judges after she’s named “Clam-of-Show.” They’ll see who’s laughing then. That’ll show ’em. That’ll show ’em all!
(via The Daily What)
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Published: Jul 9, 2012 08:15 pm