Mew-Mew the Brave Will Protect Your Castle In Cat Armor

We Can Cause More Damage That Way

Jill Pantozzi

Published: Jan 9, 2014 02:20 pm

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Etsy user schnabuble has some pretty interesting things for sale in their shop but perhaps none more so than this – Cat Battle Armor. They write, “100% wearable, flexible, and comfortable, the Cat Battle Armor is a for-reals armor harness for your kitty. Completely hand-made from durable veg-tan leather, this is no mere costume piece. Your cat will become an unstoppable force for slaughter in this fully articulated suit, shielding him/her from foes while allowing unimpeded movement across the battlefield or living room floor.”

At first I was like, “I’ll take 2!” And then I saw it was $500 and remembered my cats would murder me in my sleep if I tried.

(via @JAyalSinger)

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Jill Pantozzi

Jill Pantozzi is a pop-culture journalist and host who writes about all things nerdy and beyond! She’s Editor in Chief of the geek girl culture site The Mary Sue (Abrams Media Network), and hosts her own blog “Has Boobs, Reads Comics” (TheNerdyBird.com). She co-hosts the Crazy Sexy Geeks podcast along with superhero historian Alan Kistler, contributed to a book of essays titled “Chicks Read Comics,” (Mad Norwegian Press) and had her first comic book story in the IDW anthology, “Womanthology.” In 2012, she was featured on National Geographic’s "Comic Store Heroes," a documentary on the lives of comic book fans and the following year she was one of many Batman fans profiled in the documentary, "Legends of the Knight."