Deranged Sorority Girl, Kneel Before Zod! Michael Shannon Reads That Crazy Email [Video]

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Michael Shannon is an intimidating guy. That’s probably why he was cast as General Zod in Man of Steel. He has a certain disturbing vibe about him. The emails of clearly deranged college sorority girls are disturbing on their own, but are made even more so when they are read by Michael Shannon — and it’s NSFW at all, in case you didn’t realize.

If you’re familiar with the Maryland sorority email being read in the video then you probably know already that this thing isn’t safe for work — not even a little. It’s frighteningly profane.

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