Have you ever been watching a movie and seen one of the characters walk around looking all slick carrying a suitcase filled with money or drugs and thought “Why not me?” Well, dream no longer. The website TheCheeky.com is selling a series of decals to stick on your suitcase so that you can transform into a) some kind of supervillain and, b) some kind of supervillain with x-ray vision. Grab yourself an awesome suit, put on some cool sunglasses, and (optional) handcuff yourself to your new be-stickered suitcase and you are ready to strike fear into the hearts of man and annoyance into the days of airport security workers everywhere!
The options include a bunch of packages of cocaine, stacks of cash, a pile of sex toys, and a kidnapped woman. They’re all pretty cool although I’d have to go with the money one as the coke and sex toy stickers are just asking to get you in trouble and the kidnapped woman one is just plain creepy. Seriously, pretending you’re an international drug runner is one thing, pretending you’ve got a gagged, crying woman in your suitcase is pretty much a sign you need therapy. Or a very, very accommodating girlfriend.
TheCheeky foresaw any possible trouble you might get in with these stickers and points them out in the, well, cheeky description:
“Take a stand against monotonous travel with Suitcase Stickers. Designed to stick to anything, they will draw attention to your bag making it easily identifiable and sure to make you some new friends.
Caution: Some of these stickers may cause offense to airport and immigration staff. But you would have figured that out whilst enjoying those cavity searches.”
Right. I definitely think I’d go with the money one. Anyway, check out the rest of the selections below. You can buy them here.
UPDATE: God, I wasn’t looking at these closely enough. I just realized the kidnapped woman is a flight attendant. That’s really gonna endear you to airport security.
(via a tip from our good buddy Jonathan Elliott over at Cinema Blend)
Published: Jul 16, 2010 05:10 pm