Unintended Consequences of Star Wars

Alternate endings have been making their way through the great tubes of the internet, and none more chillingly prophetic than this one.

Remember, kids, the next time you blow up a battle station the size of a moon, move it away from the planet inhabited by adorable teddy-bear creatures.

It is worth noting, however, that if this is how the movie had ended, no one would have suffered through those Ewok spinoffs.

(Via The Daily What)