Things We Saw Today: Official, Movie-Accurate Potted Groot Statue

The world is waiting for a realistic, official, dancing Groot toy. We’ve seen fan-made dancing Groots. We’ve seen official FunkoPop Groots. Here’s an official, realistic Groot, but this Groot doesn’t dance, and if your Groot doesn’t dance then he’s no friend of mine. (via Fashionably Geek)

• Iceland’s holding a conference on gender equality with a focus on violence against women and is purposefully not inviting women. On the one hand, it’s good to force men to address this problem. On the other… they should reeeally do it while listening directly to women. (via Death and Taxes)
• Woman proposes to girlfriend with a musical about their relationship. New bar set for everyone who wants to marry me. (via Jezebel)

Adventure Time (or Bravest Warriors, or the Regular Show) as every fandom. Every fandom. (via Fashionably Geek)

• Lost Sherlock Holmes film discovered, does not star Benedict Cumberbatch. (via Variety)
• Researches think that some species of sharks (at least) have clear personalities. (via io9)

Here’s a half hour episode of the webseries Cosplay Boom, where cosplayers talk about their own secret origin stories.

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