The new iPad is very thin. But remember what Dr. Ruth says, size doesn’t matter.
— Dr. Ruth Westheimer (@AskDrRuth) October 16, 2014
What is this I don’t even?
With so many Apple fans downloading Yosemite, bet porn views are down today.
— Dr. Ruth Westheimer (@AskDrRuth) October 16, 2014
225 million iPads have been sold. OK but if you want to avoid stains on your mattress, get a bed pad.
— Dr. Ruth Westheimer (@AskDrRuth) October 16, 2014
There are 675,000 apps for the iPad. Just looking through them could ruin your sex life.
— Dr. Ruth Westheimer (@AskDrRuth) October 16, 2014
iPad has fingerprint sensor. That’s OK. Just keep other body parts off.
— Dr. Ruth Westheimer (@AskDrRuth) October 16, 2014
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Published: Oct 16, 2014 06:30 pm