Hot Trailer: Mila Kunis Cries Shiny Moon Tears, Rihanna is a Snake Person in MoonQuake Lake

"What if when you go to the moon there's an asteroid, or something?"

Susana Polo

Published: Dec 15, 2014 12:32 pm

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As you may have guessed, this is not a trailer for an actual movie (not that we’d put it past Hollywood). But it is in an actual movie. According to Pajiba, this is from, of all things, Annie. The titular character and her foster dad go to see MoonQuake Lake, which is apparently a Twilight knock off in which Mila Kunis is from the moon, Ashton Kutcher is a handsome man, and Rihanna is some sort of snake mermaid (or a naga, insists the part of me that remembers browsing through Elfwood galleries in middle school).

But now don’t you kind of want this to be a movie? Well, we still have Jupiter Ascending to look forward to.

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Susana Polo

Susana Polo thought she'd get her Creative Writing degree from Oberlin, work a crap job, and fake it until she made it into comics. Instead she stumbled into a great job: founding and running this very website (she's Editor at Large now, very fancy). She's spoken at events like Geek Girl Con, New York Comic Con, and Comic Book City Con, wants to get a Batwoman tattoo and write a graphic novel, and one of her canine teeth is in backwards.