Santa’s Sleigh Now Pulled by Nightmare Robots; Good Luck Sleeping Christmas Eve

Dan Van Winkle

Published: Dec 23, 2015 09:54 am

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Robots have been laying fairly low this Christmas. None of them have, for example, attacked restaurant-goers under the guise of romance—this year. No, they were waiting until the last moment to sneak up on us, and then BAM! Surprise! It’s mechanical nightmare santa!

“What makes Rudolph’s nose glow red?”

“That’s its laser targeting system, kid. GET DOWN.”

Is no one’s job safe from the robots?

Here, maybe this gift from a dear friend will help:

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— Maggs Windu (@SamMaggs) November 16, 2015

(via Daily Dot)

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Dan Van Winkle

Dan Van Winkle (he) is an editor and manager who has been working in digital media since 2013, first at now-defunct Geekosystem (RIP), and then at The Mary Sue starting in 2014, specializing in gaming, science, and technology. Outside of his professional experience, he has been active in video game modding and development as a hobby for many years. He lives in North Carolina with Lisa Brown (his wife) and Liz Lemon (their dog), both of whom are the best, and you will regret challenging him at Smash Bros.