There is Nothing on the Internet, Please Accept This Whale Sneezing a Rainbow

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Susana Polo

Published: Jun 21, 2012 05:48 pm

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As these hapless whale watchers were about to find out, sneezing rainbows was actually the first symptom of a heretofore unknown whale-to-human transmissible virus. They were known as Patients Zero through Seven.

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Susana Polo thought she'd get her Creative Writing degree from Oberlin, work a crap job, and fake it until she made it into comics. Instead she stumbled into a great job: founding and running this very website (she's Editor at Large now, very fancy). She's spoken at events like Geek Girl Con, New York Comic Con, and Comic Book City Con, wants to get a Batwoman tattoo and write a graphic novel, and one of her canine teeth is in backwards.